Q: What do you do with a bee outside your front door? A: Buzz him in! Q: What did the bee say to the baby flower? A: “Hey bud!” Q: Why did the bee go to the hospital? A: He was beeten up. Q: What’s an optimistic bumblebee’s blood type? A: Bee positive! Q: Why did the bee go to a dermatologist? A: He had hives. Q: Why was the car angry? A: He had a bee in his bonnet! Q: What does the scam caller bee say? A: “I’ve bee-n trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!” Q: What do you call a bee crossed with a frog? A: An amphi-bee-an! Q: What do you do with an injured bee? A: Take it to the waspital! Q: Why were the bees not at school? A: It was an insect day! Q: Why do bees hum? A: Because they can’t remember the words. Q: What do you call clumsy bees? A: Fumble bees! Q: Where do bees go on holiday? A: To the bee-ch! Q: What do bees use for energy? A: Flower power. Q: Why doesn’t the bee like honey? A: He has a pho-bee-a!
Q: What did the bee say to his wife? A: “Honey, you look beautiful.” Q: What did the bee say to his love? A: “Honey, you’re the bees’ knees.” Q: What happens when a bee burps near the queen? A: He gets a royal pardon. Q: Where do bees keep their savings? A: In a honey box. Q: How does a bee know when he’s found his honey? A: His heart bee-ts faster! Q: What does the bee say to his honey? A: I love you to the moon and bee-yond. Q: When do bees get married? A: When they’ve found their honey! Q: What did the bee say to the beautiful flower? A: “Hey, honey!”
Q: How does the bee groom its hair? A: With a honey-comb!
BEE PUNS MEME MOVIE
Q: What’s a bee’s favorite movie quote? A: “I could tell you, but then I’d hive to kill you” Q: What’s a bee’s favorite song? A: Don’t Stop Beelieving. Q: What’s a bee’s favorite meal? A: Buzzle and squeak. Q: What’s a bee’s favorite novel? A: The Great Gats-bee. Q: Who’s a bee’s favorite singer? A: Sting. Q: What’s a bee’s favorite snack? A: Beescuits! Q: What is a bee’s favorite Spice Girls single? A: Wanna-bee! Q: What’s an older bee’s favorite band? A: The Beegees! Q: What’s a bee’s favorite band? A: Buzzted.
BEE PUNS MEME TV
Q: What’s a bee’s favorite TV show? A: Never Mind the Buzzcocks Q: What’s a bee’s favorite vegetable? A: Beetroot. Q: What’s a bee’s favorite gemstone? A: Ru-bees! These jokes are great for all ages and stages!Īdd more honey to your day with Butterfly Knock-Knock Jokes and Dinosaur Jokes! Bee Jokes I love adding one to my child’s lunchbox each day! Here’s a list of real stingers for you to enjoy with all your favorite honey bees, from the queen all the way down to the pupae. Jokes are a great way to connect with your kids and have fun together.
They make us honey, they pollinate flowers and trees and they can also make us laugh! I’m talking about everyone’s favorite black and yellow bug, the bumblebee! These bee jokes will really get your family buzzing with laughter.
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